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Posted 26th August 2021

FIGHT

Justice

My name is Slip- Slippery Stair. I'll take ya down there for 25 shmeckels! Hey listen, you know, if we're all bored over here, wouldn't the common denominator be you? And now, human music. boop beep boop... boop beep boop... These 2 halves don't belong together, bitch!

Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of Things: The Movie. Crystal poachers. There's no lower form of life. They think the galaxy's their own personal piggy bank. Holy crap, Morty, run! Run for your life, Morty, run! I-I've never seen that thing before in my life, Morty, I don't even know what the hell it is! We-we gotta get out of here, Morty, it's gonna kill us! We're gonna die, Morty! We're gonna die!

Yeah, those two were fucking. You're growing up fast, Morty. You're going into a great big thorn straight into my ass. I'm Scary Terry!! You can run but you can't hide, bitch! Oh no. I'm late to class, bitch.

Meeseeks were not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry! Aw, why can't couples that start out cheating ever end up happy? They're not infinite universes left in sync with the show. This aftershave made women want me, but it also made me impotent!

FU

FIGHT BACK!

Posted 24th July 2021

I don't think we can perform our new song, The Recipe For Concentrated Dark Matter for a crowd this tiny! Oh, I'm sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? Uh ohhh! Somersault jump! God-damn!

6 WEEKS IN REHAB!

Posted 21th May 2021

I've been struggling with traumatic events for years and alcohol & drugs became a way of escaping and putting my negative feelings on hold. I didn't work as intended and just made things worse so my family decided to make an intervention and send me to rehabilitation far from home. Out in the country away from my usual environment. It was an incredibly hard program from early morning to late evening with meditation, group therapy psychology lessons and long walks in the forest. But it worked great and I am clean and sober now, ready to face the world again. Focused and motivated.

FU FU